Feb 6, 2008

Hidden in plain sight

I've decided to do something selfless, something for the betterment of mankind, something that may go overlooked for many years but will one day (years after I have died) make me immortal.

It came to me in an instant, this thing I must do, while I was standing in the kitchen making dinner to the sweet sounds of Jose Gonzalez. "What if I die tomorrow?" I thought. I could get hit by a bus or kidnapped by terrorists (desperate terrorists) or I might develop a need to breathe exclusively and loudly through my mouth and have to kill myself? What then?
It will be lost to the world.

A tear ran down my cheek at the thought.


But then there are the ethical issues...
Should I release it to the world? My impending doom means that I must, else it be lost
forever. Is the world ready? Will it ever be? What can I do to slow the raging storm that will come about when the secret is passed on? ... I thought about this and decided that there was only one solution...

I will hide it in plain sight.

1 cup grated cheese
3 really large (or 5 really small) zucchinis grated
4 bacon rashers sliced
5 eggs
1 cup self-raising four
1 large onion sliced
1/3 cup of oil

Mix all together in large bowl. Add to Large baking tray. Bake at 180degC in normal oven for an hour or until dark brown.

Use this knowledge wisely, grasshopper.



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